They dump on you. They dump on each other. They dump at 3 AM on a Sunday. You scroll past the chart. The chart is gone. So is the rat. So is your money.
One token. Buried in the trash pile next to a half-eaten Lucky Charm and a receipt for a tip jar from 2019.
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Acquires the token at the mint block. Sells in the next block. Has earned 0.3 SOL after fees. Calls this "scalping." Posts about it for three days.
Watches the pool. Smells the unlock. Triggers thirty wallets simultaneously the moment the chart hits a round number. Has never held a token through a meal.
Posts "this is the one." Holds for forty seconds. Sells. Posts "I knew it was the one." Hits the trash pile, drops a deuce, leaves. Has 87k followers.
Sleeps with TradingView open. Dreams in candles. Wakes at 3 AM, executes seven trades in two minutes, returns to bed without remembering. Will not be reasoned with.
It's not personal. It's just what they do. Evolution. Instinct. A small fast brain wired to see green and convert it to gone before the rest of the colony notices.
You can hold. You can pray. You can post that you are "in for the long haul." The rats know. The rats have already left.
$RATS is a satirical memecoin about the dump culture on Solana. It is a joke about a meme. It is not a serious financial product, nor a personal attack on any investor or community.
Recorded by a researcher who has since stopped checking the chart.
Counted from the mint block.
Local time. Any time zone. Doesn't matter.
Cannot be measured. Wading boots required.
No reading on the instrument. Possibly broken.
The dollar bills are crumpled. The chart is jagged. The colony is loud. This is what a healthy memecoin habitat looks like. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling you the next one.
$RATS is parody. It is not financial advice. It is not a slur against any specific person, project, chain, or community. It is the comedic name for a feeling. The feeling, frankly, is mutual.
The cage. The alley. The tunnel. Watch your step.
Empty. The rat left a chart and a regret.
Wet concrete. Caution yellow. The colony was here.
Long, dark, full of movement just out of focus.
$RATS · Solana · Parody · ⚠ Watch Your Step ⚠